Scandinavian Men
We apologize to anyone dying to learn about Scandinavian men, but we're highly unqualified to talk about them. We've never visited Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden, or Iceland and we haven't met too many of them floating through other countries. From the few we've met, here's what we know: they're abnormally tall, speak several languages, can speak English with both American and British accents, get high marks in school, have blonde hair, and have a sense of humor comparable to a German's (minus the attitude problem). Good luck if you're trying to meet one. Here's what he might be called:
Potential Boyfriend Names
| Name | Pronunciation |
|---|---|
| Aki | These names are an absolute nightmare. |
| Armod | |
| Bob | |
| Eldgrim | |
| Fridgeir | |
| Gest | |
| Hord | |
| Ivar | |
| Ljotolf | |
| Ottar | |
| Sigwulf | |
| Snorri | |
| Tahvo | |
| Urho | |
| Veikko | |
| Veli-Matti |
Comments
Well... they have a good sense of humor... but you got the other things right tall, handsome, speak many languages... And you could find them anywhere in the world... even a Icelander (a nation with population of only 280.000)!! But they are rare and barely enough for the Icelandic women, so we haven't got any for you guys... sorry!!
Posted by: Þórdís | May 12, 2003 10:28 AM
Ha ha, Its true.. I've given up on foreign girls, as I cannot get them to pronounce my name... Its somesthing like Core, while you have a potato in your mouth.. By the way... American girls ARE easy.. God bless you all
Posted by: Kåre | June 10, 2003 05:19 AM
I find most girls don't like my blond hair so much. Not Latin enough I guess...
maybe if I dye it black, like a spaniard, then beat the crap out of women and swear at them and sexually harass them (like a Spaniard or Italian) I'll get more attention from them. When in Rome, do as the Romans do 'eh?
Posted by: Anders Lang | June 28, 2003 01:11 AM
It's funny.
Is that true that dark haired men are so popular among scandinavian women?
Once, a friend of mine and his buddies (they're all spaniard) went to spend a week in Sweden. Two of them were blond and the 3rd one was dark haired. All the scandinavian woman tried to flirt with him, while the 2 blond dudes were just able to stand up beside him without any chance.
Posted by: JJ | July 7, 2003 11:24 AM